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Department 42: Exit Strategy Options

Because sometimes you just need to get out of here

Option 1: Abandon Ship

Leave immediately and never look back. We won't judge you.

Read more about Abandon Ship

Option 2: Fake an Emergency

Create a diversion, make a break for it. We'll cover for you, don't worry.

Learn more about Fake Emergency

Option 3: Call in Sick (Again)