Department of Exit Strategies: The Art of Leaving

Sub-Department of Sudden Departures

We're glad you asked for help leaving.

Our team of highly trained Bureaucratic experts will guide you through the process of departing with minimal emotional trauma.

However, please note that our exit strategies are only effective for exits, not entrances. For entrances, please contact the Department of Entrance Strategies, Floor 13.

Available exit strategies:

Frequently Asked Questions:

  1. Q: What if I set myself on fire while attempting an exit?
  2. Q: Can I exit by water if I don't know how to swim?
  3. Q: What if I'm afraid of the abyss?
  4. Q: Will I be able to see where I'm going?