Department of Exit Strategies: The Art of Leaving

We're glad you asked for help leaving.

Our team of highly trained Bureaucratic experts will guide you through the process of departing with minimal emotional trauma.

However, please note that our exit strategies are only effective for exits, not entrances. For entrances, please contact the Department of Entrance Strategies, Floor 13.

Available exit strategies:

• Exit by Fire Exit
• Exit by Water Exit
• Exit by Abyssal Portal
• Exit by Invisibility Curtain

Apply for Exit Strategy