Department 42: Exit Strategy Division

Welcome to Department 42, the department where the exits go to die. Or, you know, to exist.

We've got exits of all shapes, sizes, and purposes. Need a quick exit for your coffee shop? We've got you covered. Want to escape the clutches of your in-laws? We've got a few dozen options.

Exits from the Slightly-Above-Average

Our top-of-the-line exit strategy prophets have carefully crafted the following options for you:

Exit 1: The Great Escape

For those who want toประก escape the mundane and live a life of luxury, but not too luxurious. We've got a one-way ticket to the land of "not-so-rich-but-still-decent".

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Exit 2: The Art of Departure

A carefully crafted exit for those who want to make a statement. Our team of expert strategists will help you leave with style and panache. (Note: Not responsible for actual style or panache.)

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Exit 3: The Sudden Departure

For those who want to go out with a bang, not a whimper. Our team of highly trained professionals will ensure you leave in a blaze of glory. (Side effects may include: noise, chaos, and possible lawsuits.)

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Exit 4: The Unexpected Exit