Department 42's Exit Strategy: "Emergency" Edition
Warning: You've stumbled into a bureaucratic nightmare. To escape with minimal emotional trauma, follow our expert advice:
- Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
- Step 2: Wait in line for 37 minutes, 14 seconds.
- Step 3: Sign in blood, then sign again.
- Step 4: Receive a complimentary pamphlet on "Effective Time Management" and a free coffee with your name on it.
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