Department 42's Exit Strategy: "Emergency" Edition

Warning: You've stumbled into a bureaucratic nightmare. To escape with minimal emotional trauma, follow our expert advice:

• Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
• Step 2: Wait in line for 37 minutes, 14 seconds.
• Step 3: Sign in blood, then sign again.
• Step 4: Receive a complimentary pamphlet on "Effective Time Management" and a free coffee with your name on it.

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• Step 1: Form 27-B/6 Filler
• Waiting Area: 37 Minutes and 14 Seconds Edition
• Signed, Sealed, and Delivered (with a smile)
• Free Pamphlet and Complimentary Coffee