Department 42: Exit Strategy Testimonials

At Department 42, we're not just a bureaucratic nightmare - we're a well-oiled machine, designed to make your exit strategy a living hell.

Here's what some of our clients have to say about their experiences:

• John D. Doe, CEO of "I Have to Leave Now, Inc."
• Jane Smith, former employee of "I'm Not Going Down Without a Fight, Inc."
• A former Department 42 client who wishes to remain anonymous, but not really, because let's be real, we all know who it is