Quantum Leapfrog Phase 3 Testing

This is Phase 3 of the Quantum Leapfrog Project, where we're trying to make time travel less boring.

We're currently testing the Quantum Jump Pads, a device that lets you jump forward in time, but also makes you jump up and down like a maniacal person.

Our team of experts (okay, just Bob from accounting) is working hard to iron out the kinks, but so far, the only thing that's leaping is our budgets and our sanity.

We'll keep you updated on our progress, but in the meantime, you can pre-order your Quantum Jumpsuit and be the most stylish time traveler in the multiverse.

Disclaimer: This project is not responsible for any damage caused by time paradoxes, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your aunt.

Also, please do not try to use the Quantum Jump Pads to jump to the past to change the outcome of the last episode of "Who's the Boss?"

Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Quantum Leapfrog Project!

Phase 4 is coming! (Maybe.)