Department 42 Finance: Budget for the Unbudgetable

We've got a budget for you! (Sort of.)

As a department dedicated to managing the fiscal responsibilities of the utterly unpredictable and impossible-to-quantify, our budget is a mere guideline.

Allocations for:

• Unbudgetable Expenses: $100,000,000,000 (give or take a few billion)
• Slightly Less Unbudgetable Expenses: $50,000,000
• Completely Unaccounted For: Priceless

Don't bother trying to make sense of this. It's not like it matters.

For a more detailed breakdown, visit our Budget Breakdown page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Secret Funds page. We hear they're a real treat.