Dear Citizen, welcome to the Department of Finance, Bureau of the Universe, Division of Interdimensional Trade.
As you know, the fabric of space-time is a complex web of intrigue and commerce. To better navigate this tapestry, we have created a new program to upgrade your eyesight.
The Eyesight Upgrade Initiative is a revolutionary new system designed to grant you unparalleled insight into the workings of the cosmos.
With this cutting-edge technology, you will be able to perceive the hidden threads that bind the universe together, allowing you to make more informed decisions about your investments.
But be warned: the Eyesight Upgrade is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong stomach and a willingness to confront the abyss of uncertainty that lies at the heart of existence.
To learn more about the Eyesight Upgrade, please visit our FAQ page: FAQ
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can apply for the upgrade directly: Application
We look forward to hearing from you, citizen.