Department 42: Where the paperwork never ends!

Job Title: Departmental Accountant (Level 5 Red Tape Specialist)

Job Description: Responsible for creating and maintaining the most complex, Byzantine, and utterly unnecessary forms and procedures in the galaxy.

We're looking for someone who can:

• Create 17-page reports for every 1-page report.
• Conduct 3-hour meetings to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• Fill out 5 sets of duplicate forms for every single transaction.

Required Skills:

• Ability to recite the entire script of Star Wars from memory.
• Extensive experience with Microsoft Word (versions 3.1-2007).
• Fluency in 4+ official government languages (including, but not limited to, English, Spanish, French, and Klingon).

Learn more about our Departmental Auditor position.

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Disclaimer:

We're not actually hiring. This is all just a ruse to distract you from our secret underground bunker filled with laser guns and disco balls.

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