Job Description:
You will be responsible for creating an Excel spreadsheet that will inevitably crash on the 5th click, because we're still using 2007 Microsoft Office.
You will also have to attend meetings about inventory, where you will be required to use a PowerPoint presentation created by our fearless leader's nephew.
And, of course, you'll have to deal with the occasional audit, where we'll ask you to produce 17 different reports, all in different formats, and then wonder why you can't just use Google Sheets like normal people.
If you're still interested, please apply at /subpages/bureaucracy/department_42/jobs/apply.