Department 42: Jobs & Requirements

Are you ready to join the most prestigious department in the land?

Available Positions:

• Diplomat - Represent the department in high-stakes meetings with intergalactic dignitaries.
• Bureaucrat - Manage the intricate dance of paperwork and red tape that keeps the department running.
• Ambassador - Serve as a liaison between the department and the rest of the galaxy.
• Intergalactician - Handle the department's intergalactic affairs with ease.

Requirements:

			* Must be fluent in Galactic Standard
			* Experience with the Ouroboros Protocol
			* Strong background in intergalactic relations
			* Familiarity with the intricacies of the Cosmic Treaty of 3456
			* Excellent negotiation skills
		

How to Apply:

Submit your application in triplicate to the Department of Bureaucracy, 42-Street, Galactic Sector 9. Don't forget to include your resume, a letter of recommendation from a respected elder statesgator, and a cover letter that demonstrates your mastery of the Ouroboros Protocol.

Don't bother applying if you can't handle the stress of dealing with:

• Interminable meetings with the Minister of Red Tape
• The constant threat of planetary invasion by hostile alien forces
• The existential dread of facing another paperwork audit