Mission Statement:
We are a department that exists solely to create unnecessary tasks, fill out excessive paperwork, and host an ungodly number of meetings. Our mission is to confuse, to obfuscate, and to make you wish you never asked.
Key Statistics:
- Total number of meetings held: 427
- Average number of forms submitted per employee: 14.3
- Total hours spent on 'research' and 'planning': 1,456.2
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We have more numbers, more meetings, and more forms to fill out. Stay tuned for our next exciting update!