We have a budget, but it keeps getting eaten by our accountant's cat. We've tried to budget for the cat's food, but it just won't stop eating the budget.

Our current budget status:

Remaining: $0.00

Expended on cat food: $10,000,000,000,000

We're not sure what to do. Suggestions?

• Launch a whisper campaign to discredit the cat's reputation
• Raise funds to buy the cat a better diet
• Declare bankruptcy and start fresh