Welcome to Department 42, where red tape is our specialty. We're a department so bureaucratic, so byzantine, so utterly bewildering that even our employees have trouble finding their way out.
We're a department that's all about the red tape. Literally. Our walls are adorned with thick, crimson ribbons that serve as a constant reminder of our commitment to paperwork and procedure.
Our red tape is not just a decoration, it's a way of life. We've got it on our walls, our doors, even our ceilings.