Department 42: Bureaucracy Red Tape

Standardized Form 27B: Please select all options that apply.

I am not a robot. I have not been bribed. I am willing to wait 6+ hours for a response. Submit

Please note:

Please note that selecting options that do not apply will be taken into consideration.

Also, please note that our response will likely take 6+ hours.

And, please note that we will not actually read this form.

Unless you are a highly trained bureaucrat, in which case, we will pretend to care.

For other forms, see:

• Standardized Form 27A: The Other One
• Standardized Form 27C: The One That Doesn't Matter
• Standardized Form 27D: The One That Will Probably Get Lost In The System