Department 42: The Most Unimportant Government Agency

Welcome to Department 42, where we do absolutely nothing of consequence. We're like the government's equivalent of a participation trophy, but without the participation.

We're a department so minor, we're not even on the org chart. Our employees spend most of their time playing Solitaire, eating Cheetos, and wondering where it all went wrong.

Our mission statement is to exist. That's right, our sole purpose is to take up space in the government's budget, while accomplishing absolutely nothing of value.

But hey, it's not all bad. We do have a great break room with a vending machine that dispenses stale coffee and a microwave that still works. It's like having the best of both worlds! (Not that you'd ever actually want to visit us.)

Want to learn more about our excitingly unexciting work?

Meet our esteemed colleagues, Lobbyist 3 and 4. And don't miss our thrilling presentation on 'The History of Our Existence'.