Department 42 Mission Reports

Year 3055

Here be the mission reports for Department 42, the galaxy's premier intergalactic bureaucracy.

Mission Summary

• Mission 1: "G'lorg's Incompetent Invasion" - Failed due to poor planning and inadequate supplies.
• Mission 2: "The Quest for the Golden Donut" - Successfully acquired the Golden Donut, but got lost on the way back to HQ.
• Mission 3: "The Battle of the Unnecessary Form 27-B" - Completed with minor casualties, but major paperwork headaches.

Notable Events

• The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction of 3054
• The Departmentalization of the Galactic Sector 9
• The Inauguration of the new Director-General, Bureaucrat McFacepunch

For more information on Department 42, visit our Organizational Chart.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Mission Planning Guidelines for a thrilling dose of red tape and regulations.