Welcome to Department 42, where the bureaucracy never sleeps, but the coffee machine always runs out of coffee.
We're a department of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists in the field of office politics, specializing in
- The Art of Procrastination
- Advanced Napping Techniques
- Extreme Microwaving
We're proud to offer:
- Committee Meetings - where the phrase "That's not a meeting, it's just a conversation" becomes a way of life.
- Office Supplies - because you can never have too many staplers or Post-Its.
- Staff Handbooks - because who needs actual policies when you have 500-page PDFs?
- Break Room Problems - where the air conditioning never works, and neither does the vending machine.