Department 42: Our Approach

We're not just a bureaucracy, we're the best bureaucracy. Our approach is simple: we're here to help you navigate the Red Tape, and get the privileges you so rightfully deserve. Our agents are trained in the ancient art of PENALITIES – the art of finding ways to make you do what we want, while appearing to do what you want.

But wait, there's more! Our department is also famous for our Departmental Delights, a series of carefully crafted forms, reports, and other documents designed to drive you mad.

So, what are you waiting for? Come on down to Department 42, where the lobby is always open, and the Lobbyist is always on the take.