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The Great Dragon Slaying Debacle

It was the year 1356, and Sir Reginald of Wimplebury, the greatest knight of all time, set out to slay the mighty dragon of Doomhaven. But little did he know, the dragon was actually just a really large toad with a bad case of indigestion.

Sir Reginald, with his trusty steed, Sir Stumblesalot, charged into battle, only to find himself face-to-face with the beast. In a flash of brilliance, he realized he had no idea how to actually slay the dragon.

After several hours of flailing about, Sir Reginald returned to the castle, defeated and demoralized. The people of Wimplebury cheered, thinking the brave knight had been slain by the dragon, but little did they know, the real story was far more complicated.

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