Q: What's the deal with all these paradoxes?
Look, we get it, time travel is complicated. But honestly, we're not your personal chrono-consultant. You try to avoid them, okay?
Q: Can I use the Time Machine for personal gain?
Sorry, pal. Time Machine Tech Support is a government agency. We're only here to help with official business. Personal gains are, well, not our business.
Q: Will you help me fix my grandfather's clock?
Grandfather's clock? Really? That's not a real thing. We deal with timelines, not minimalist timepieces. Sorry.
Q: Can I request a meeting with the Director of Time Travel?
Sorry, that's a security risk. We have a strict "No Meeting with the Director" policy. Don't @ us.
Q: Is it true that 42 is the answer to everything?
Well, it's true for some things, we suppose. But don't quote us on that.