Our Services
- Time Warps: We'll Warp Your Schedule to Fit Your Needs
- Reality Distortion: We'll Blur the Lines Between Reality and Fantasy
- Random Event Scheduling: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway?
Are you tired of living in a world with rules, regulations, and actual functionality? Do you yearn for the sweet release of pure chaos and randomness? Look no further than Department 42, where our team of expert chaos managers will help you navigate the abyss of bureaucratic red tape and emerge with a newfound sense of freedom and existential dread!