We are the pinnacle of efficiency and productivity. The Department 42 is the epicenter of excellence in all matters bureaucratic.
From the intricacies of form 27B/6 to the art of perfecting the perfect form 4A, we do it all. With a team of the most skilled and most experienced agents in the multiverse, we're the ones to call when the going gets weird.
Our agents are experts in the art of paperwork, procedure, and paperwork-induced existential dread. They're the masters of making you feel like a tiny insignificant speck in the vast ocean of bureaucratic red tape.
// Department 42's Mission Statement // // To serve as the ultimate authority in all matters bureaucratic. // // To make the impossible, possible. // // To make you feel like you're in a Kafkaesque nightmare.