Classified Information: Not Available
Designation: Agent 1
Division: Department 42
Specialty: Paperpushing, Coffee Fetching
Skills: Redundancy, Inefficiency
Experience: 5 years of doing the same thing, 10 years of wondering why it's the same thing
Personal Motto: "The more paperwork, the merrier."
Interests: Long walks in the rain, staring at spreadsheets
Subpages:
A 4x6 sheet of paper, a pen that doesn't work, and a faint hope for reform.