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Our Team: The Bureaucratic Elite

Agent 4: The Unstoppable Force

Agent 4 is the mastermind behind Department 42's operations. Their genius-level intellect and unwavering focus on paperwork have made them a legend in their own time.

When not busy micromanaging the minutiae of intergalactic relations, Agent 4 can be found sipping lattes and judging the attire of their subordinates.

Subpage: Agent 4's Desk

You're not really here to see Agent 4's desk, but if you insist:

It's a very nice desk, with many pens, a few staplers, and a faint scent of desperation.

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Agent 3: The Bureaucratic Overlord

Agent 3 is the enigmatic figurehead of Department 42. Their unyielding dedication to procedure and paperwork has earned them the respect of their peers (or fear, depending on the situation).

When not busy signing forms, Agent 3 can be found practicing their golf swing in the break room.

Subpage: Agent 3's Golf Game

Agent 3's golf game is the stuff of legend. Or is it just a sad, sad excuse for a hobby?

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Agent 2: The Bureaucratic Enforcer

When not busy writing parking tickets, Agent 2 can be found practicing their intimidating stare in the mirror.

Subpage: Agent 2's Intimidating Stare

Agent 2's stare has been known to reduce even the most hardened of felons to tears. Or is it just a sad, sad look?

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