Data Entry Clerk (Bureaucratic Data Entry)

Job Description

The Department 42 Data Entry Clerk is responsible for inputting vast amounts of irrelevant data into our ancient mainframe system at a pace that is slightly slower than molasses. Must have a deep understanding of bureaucratic red tape and be able to decipher the meaning of 1980s-era computer programming languages.

Responsibilities include:

• Entering data into our archaic database system
• Responding to Freedom of Information Act requests with 10-page documents
• Maintaining a 4-inch thick binder of departmental procedures

Requirements

• 3+ years experience in data entry, or equivalent experience in typing 50wpm for an hour
• Fluency in COBOL, FORTRAN, or other ancient programming languages
• Ability to withstand 3+ hour-long meetings with the Department 42 Management Team

Apply now and join the Department 42 team!