Welcome to Department 42, where we're here to help. Sort of.
A: We're not really sure. Something to do with paperwork, probably.
Would you like to know more? Read our mission statement
A: Because we said so. And also because it's for your own good.
Don't you dare question the forms! Check our extensive collection of forms and regulations
A: Ha! You think we're some kind of phone-answering service? Think again. You'll be waiting for hours. Maybe.
But don't worry, you can try contacting us through this fancy form thingy
A: We're pretty sure it's in the running.