Section 1: The Inefficacy of Interdepartmental Communication
As a department known for its unorthodox methods, we've established a set of standards that ensure our inefficiency is always at an all-time high.
We take pride in our inability to respond to emails within 24 hours, and our phone calls are always left to go to voicemail. Because, why answer the phone when you can just send a cryptic email that requires 5 days of response time.
Our team of 12 people, each with their own unique set of skills and opinions, will work tirelessly to ensure that your request is met with a 3-page document that says the same thing 5 different ways.
We're not just a department, we're a way of life.
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