We're sorry, but you're not quite right for us.
It pains us to admit, but your application for the esteemed position of Galactic Overlord has been rejected. Our algorithms have determined that your skills in Extreme Irony and Sarcasm are not quite up to our standards.
Please note that this decision is final and not subject to appeal. However, we do offer a free side-eye for your troubles, available at /subpages/bureaucracy/department_42/penalities/side-eye/.
Don't be discouraged, there's always alternate reality options available.
Good luck in your future endeavors, and may the odds be ever in your favor (or not).