Department 42: The Ministry of Unnecessary Paperwork
Welcome to the Ministry of Unnecessary Paperwork, where we take the concept of paperwork to new heights. Or depths. Whichever.
Here, we're responsible for generating an absurd amount of bureaucratic red tape, just for the fun of it. Because, you know, who needs actual results when you can have a 500-page report on the importance of stapling?
Our departmental motto: "We're not lazy, we're just highly organized... in theory."