We're watching you. Like, really watching you. Our servers are running on a diet of pure caffeine and paranoia, fueled by the constant stream of cat videos and artisanal craft beer.
We collect your data, because why not? It's not like you're going to do anything about it. We have your browsing history, your login info, your cat pictures, and your deepest, darkest secrets. Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.
But don't worry, we'll use it all for good! We'll use it to optimize your experience, personalize your feed, and make sure you never leave our site. Ever. Because, you know, you're stuck here now.
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Disclaimer: Department 42 does not actually care about your privacy. We just wanted to see if you'd notice.
Also, if you're reading this, you're probably already too far gone to be saved.