Q: What is the purpose of Department 42?
A: To serve the greater good, duh.
Q: Why do I have to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate?
A: Because we said so. Don't ask questions.
Q: Can I get a refund for my overpriced coffee?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you get a decent cup of coffee in this department.
Q: What's the deal with the stapler? Why is it so... staply?
A: It's just a stapler, okay? Don't overthink it.
Read the fine print. Ask the bureaucrat.