Agenda Item 3: "The Mystery Meatball Subs of Bureaucracy

Meeting Summary:

Today, the Committee on Red Tape met to discuss the intricacies of the Bureaucratic Meatball Sub. After much debate and deliberation, it was decided that the optimal ratio of sauce to meat would be re-evaluated.

Action Items:

• Form a subcommittee to research the history of Bureaucratic Meatball Subs.
• Meet with the Meatball Subs Manufacturers Association to discuss new regulations.
• Develop a comprehensive guide for proper meatball sub handling and storage procedures.

Recommendations:

• More sauce, less meat.
• Use only locally sourced meat.
• Mandate mandatory Meatball Sub Fridays in the break room.

Next Meeting: Agenda Item 4: "The Bureaucratic Coffee Machine Conundrum."

Or, if you prefer: Agenda Item 4: "The Bureaucratic Coffee Machine Conundrum."

Or, for the more adventurous: Agenda Item 4: "The Bureaucratic Coffee Machine Conundrum of Doom."