Welcome to Department 42, where the most mundane tasks are treated like a bureaucratic nightmare.
Because who needs to find their lost keys when you can fill out forms in triplicate?
What do I do when I lose my keys?We can stuff your ex's old cat for you. Just kidding, that's actually against the law.
Taxidermy FAQWe can help you fill out the forms for your time-traveling permit, but don't expect to get it back in time.
Time-Traveling Permits