Obtaining a Phone Number
Are you tired of not having a phone number? Do you want to be reached by the world, but only if you really want to be? Look no further! Department 42's Phone Number Services has got you covered.
Our phone number is not actually a phone number, but a series of confusing menu options that will inevitably lead to a 30-minute hold. But hey, that's the beauty of it, right?
To begin the process, please select one of the following options:
- Hold for 10-15 minutes for a possible live person
- Hold for 20-25 minutes for a possible automated message
- Hold for 30 minutes for a possible hangup and error message
We hope you enjoy your experience with Department 42!