Department 2: The Bureau of Unnecessary Red Tape

Where paperwork is our passion, and procrastination is our art.

• Submit Form 13-2: The Application for Permission to Do Something
• Download Report 42-2: The Comprehensive Report on Why You're Not Doing It Right
• Write Letter 42-3: A Formal Apology for Your Sins

We're not just a department, we're a way of life.

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