Our mission is to make things more complicated, one form at a time. We're like the Department of Redundancy in Real Life.
We're located on the 42nd floor, in a building made of 42 identical cubicles, filled with 42 identical beige chairs. Our motto is "We're not lazy, we're just efficient." Our goal is to make every process take 3x longer than it needs to.
Our team is comprised of 42 highly trained, highly paid, highly caffeinated bureaucrats, each with their own unique talent for doing things the hard way. We're proud of our work and we're not afraid to say it's all about the benjamins, baby!
Learn more about our subcommittee 11, where we specialize in making the most complicated spreadsheets in the world. And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our subcommittee 42, where we spend all day writing policy documents that no one will ever read.