We are the unsung heroes of the bureaucratic world. Our department is a nexus of inefficiency and red tape. But we're not just any heroes, we're the minimalist heroes of the modern age! We do more with less, because we have to. Our motto? "We're not lazy, we're just conserving resources."
Our mission is simple: to serve as a middle-man for all your middle-man needs.
What we do better than anyone else. Our secret formula for success. More than we have to.