Departmental Red Tape Handling Guidelines

Welcome to the Department of Red Tape, where the lines are long, the forms are numerous, and the bureaucracy is a never-ending maze!

Please note that these guidelines are subject to change without notice, and are not intended to be a comprehensive guide, but rather a starting point for your journey through the depths of our red tape.

Remember, the key to success in this department is to be patient, persistent, and prepared for the inevitable paperwork and delays.