Welcome to the department responsible for ensuring that every form, permit, and policy is a labyrinthine nightmare.
As the Departmental Red Tape Regulations Specialist, I will guide you through the Byzantine process of navigating the intricacies of our beloved bureaucracy.
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Fine Print: This department is not responsible for actual work or actual progress. Our sole purpose is to create more paperwork.
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