Appendix 2 of Departmental Regulations 12a: A Guide to Not Doing Things

This is Appendix 2 of Departmental Regulations 12a, a comprehensive guide to the art of inaction.

Section A: The Art of Procrastination

• Subsection 1: Mastering the skill of staring at the wall for extended periods of time.
• Subsection 2: The ancient art of making excuses for not meeting deadlines.
• Subsection 3: The subtle art of pretending to work while actually playing Solitaire.

Section B: The Science of Doing Nothing

• Subsection 1: The physics of sitting in a chair for an hour.
• Subsection 2: The mathematics of eating an entire pizza by yourself.
• Subsection 3: The chemistry of not doing laundry.

Learn more about Subsection 1: The Art of Procrastination

Discover the secrets of Subsection 2: The Ancient Art of Making Excuses

Master the subtle art of Pretending to Work while Playing Solitaire

Learn the physics of Sitting in a Chair for an hour

Discover the mathematical certainties of Eating a Whole Pizza by Yourself

Understand the chemical reactions of Not Doing Laundry

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Section C: The Uncharted Territories of Extreme Procrastination!