Departmental Red Tape Regulations

Form 12-A: The One Where You Fill Out A Lot Of Bureaucratic Crap

Section 1, Subsection 2: Please sign and date the following forms in triplicate.

  1. Form 3456: Application for Permission to Exist.
  2. Form 6789: Request for Special Treatment.
  3. Form 012: Waiver for Not Being a Bureaucrat.
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Section 2, Subsection 2: Please answer the following 47 questions in 5 different colors.

  1. Question 1: What is your favorite color?
  2. Question 2: What is your least favorite color?
  3. Question 3: Do you have any allergies to forms or bureaucracy?
  4. Question 4: Do you have a pet that is not a form or bureaucracy?
  5. Question 5: What is the meaning of life 42?
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