Section 5: The Department of Red Tape Regulations

Regulation 12a: The Department of Red Tape Regulations is a labyrinthine bureaucracy notorious for its convoluted processes and Byzantine procedures.

Subsection 5.1: The Department of Red Tape Regulations' actual purpose: To create an endless cycle of paperwork and frustration for all who dare to interact with it.

		# The Bureaucratic Loop
		# (Reg 12a, Sect 7)
		
		# Repeat ad infinitum
		# until sanity is lost
		# forevermore