According to Article 3, subsection 4, paragraph 7 of the Departmental Red Tape Regulations, all fines must be printed on official government-issued paper with 12-point font and a font size of 36.
Failure to comply with these regulations will result in an additional fine of $50,000 and a mandatory appearance before the Departmental Review Board.
But wait, there's more! If you're caught using Comic Sans, the fine doubles to $100,000.
Don't get caught, follow the regulations!
Continue to Section 1.2: Fine Printing (Continued)