Weekly Reports
Due to the overwhelming success of our previous 17 reports, we have been mandated by the Committee of Excessive Authority to increase the number of pages in our reports to at least 50.
Special Reports
Due to the extreme importance of these reports, they have been printed on both sides of 100 pages of high-quality paper.
Archives
Our archives are located in the basement of the building. You may need to navigate a series of confusing mazes to find them.