Welcome to the Department of Procrastination, where we specialize in doing as little as possible, as slowly as possible.
Our motto: "We'll get to it eventually."
Our team of highly trained experts (just kidding, we're not) are dedicated to putting off tasks for as long as humanly possible.
Want to know more about our Deadlines and why they're just a myth created by our enemies to keep us up at night?
Or perhaps you'd like to explore our Bureaucratic Red Tape, where we've carefully crafted 17 layers of forms to fill out before you can even get a response?
Or maybe you just want to read our Annual Report, which is due... um... sometime?