In our esteemed institution, we have deemed that functionality is, in fact, optional. Yes, you heard that right. Our esteemed bureaucrats have decided that the only thing that really matters is how pretty it looks.
We're not sure what we do, but we're pretty sure it's not this.
We're not really sure. It might do something. Or it might not.
Don't worry, we have a committee for this. Meet The Committee.