Rule 1: Always arrive at exactly 9:47 AM for meetings. Any deviation from this precise timing will be met with severe disapproval.
Rule 2: Never use Comic Sans in any official capacity. We're a respectable institution, for goodness' sake.
To be considered a model citizen of this bureaucratic utopia, one must be willing to sacrifice their soul to the all-consuming abyss of paperwork.
Avoid eye contact with coworkers, especially those in positions of power. It's just safer that way.
More on Office PoliticsWe do not tolerate: microwaving fish in the break room, using the copier for personal gain, or wearing socks with sandals.
Learn about our stance on footwear The Great Fish Debacle of '07