Case 1234: John Doe applied for an exemption from reality. We rejected his request, citing concerns about his ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.
Case 456: Jane Smith requested an exemption from her therapist sessions due to 'excessive napping'. We revoked her exemption after she was observed napping in a meeting.
Case 678: Bob Brown asked for an exemption from taxes, citing 'unavoidable' reasons of 'I forgot my calculator at the store'. We denied his request, citing 'you're not a wizard'.
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