Warning: Bureaucracy ahead. Prepare to have your wallet drained, your time wasted.
The Bureaucratic Union charges a fee for breathing, thinking, and other vital functions.
Don't forget to pay for your emotions too!
Mental Health Fees: A Guide to Paying for your Feelings
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Bureaucratic Fees: because who needs freedom, happiness, or fulfillment?